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DiegoGil: And im still single

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Ko Jones: Spanish and italian are the hottest to me but also farsi but im biased bc im persian spanish and italian lmao

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Fred Cool: Crisp sandwiches! I haven't had one of those since primary school.

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Maplesleep: I'am polish and I can say that her accent and how she says everything is just wrong and I needed to listen it twice to understand what is she saying, like no offend to her or anything. but it sounds nothing like polish

Hailey Marte: Nice to see another observation of of culture, I think the Puerto Ricans appreciated the gesture ; )

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